Yo blockheads!
Just popping in to say this server is more addictive than mining for diamonds at 3 a.m.
Huge shoutout to the admins for keeping the creepers away (most of the time ) and to everyone who still forgets to sleep in their bed before exploring — you’re the real MVPs.
Now if anyone needs me, I’ll be “working hard” on my dirt mansion again.
— Mommy